KILLER PORCUPINE!!!

Me: That porcupine is hogging all of my crackers! GIMME!!!
*takes one*
Porcupine: You have insulted my Honor!!!
*Attacks me and chews my head off and uses the blood in my neck as dip for his crackers*

WARNING:
DON'T UNDER-ESTIMATE CRACKER EATING PORCUPINES!!!

This Idea came to me from over here for some reason: [link]