MARVEL HEROES: Naughty jokes! :3

Here are some "dirty" jokes that I made myself while I was bored so...if you're still a virgin than GET DA HECK OUT!!! But if u like funny and naughty jokes than go ahead...and don't forget to tell me which is your favorite

1.Spidey is ALWAYS MasturWebbing.

2.Poor Betty...Bruce only goes Hulk if he gets too excited and....OH NO...OH GOD PLEASE NO...R THEY HAVING....SOMEONE GET A FREAKIN AMBULANCE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!

3.They don't call him "Wolverine" for nothing

4.Best thing about Ghost Rider is that he's always "HOT" at night!

5.The Human Torch can get a girl "burning" in a flash

6.Mister Fantastic isn't loved by Susan because of his money or smartness...but it's because he can STRETCH any part of his body...and I do mean ANY PART!

7.Best thing about Black widow is that she's always "jumping" around. If u know what I mean

8.Iron-Man couldn't find a way to stick his "junk" out of the suit so he had to create a built in "junk"... JUMBO SIZE!

9.Thor can sure BRING THE THUNDER!!!

10.Captain America NEVER helped us for his country..but he only did it cause he knows how the American babes "LOVE" heroes

I know that they're not that good but I was sleepy and when I'm sleepy, it's like I'm drunk so...whatever!